I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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