Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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