Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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