okay pat passed out under dana's car
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
His nipple licking is glorious
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