Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
