Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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