We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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