Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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