can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Randomize
