I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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