Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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