Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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