Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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