Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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