Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
