True but thats because hes a fetus.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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