We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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