I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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