Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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