so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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