I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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