hell yes lets make some ravioli
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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