i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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