I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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