Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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