Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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