# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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