VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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