We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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