It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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