It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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