New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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