: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Will exercising make me less horny?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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