Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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