that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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