still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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