Umm I'm too high to move.
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
