in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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