East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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