Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
