we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Ladies don't puke and tell
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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