Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
