Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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