you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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