I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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