woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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