just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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