Its about making memories worth repressing
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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