He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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