Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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